When someone vents to you
and you’re left speechless. You want to be able to say something to make them feel better, but you can’t think of anything. All you can do is try to respond with something but then it seems like you don’t care. It sucks when someone is pouring their heart out to you, and you can’t do anything to fix it.
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- me: omg did i reply too fast
- me: they're going to think i'm obsessed with them
- me:
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- Hazel: Touch the cave wall
- Computer: You touch the wall. It is moist
- Isaac: Lick the cave wall
- Computer: I do not understand. Repeat?
- Hazel: Hump the moist cave wall
- Computer: You attempt to jump. You hit your head.
- Isaac: Not jump, HUMP.
- Computer: I don't understand
- Isaac: Dude, I've been alone in the dark in this cave for weeks and I need some relief. HUMP THE CAVE WALL
- Computer: You attempt to ju-
- Hazel: Thrust pelvis against the cave wall
- Computer: I do not-
- Isaac: Make sweet love to the cave
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- friend: you should've come with us!
- me: an invitation might have helped
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you’re not a true fan unless someone plugs you in and you start cooling people down
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Oh thank gosh. Billboard already took down the two on the bottom left and I was kicking myself for not having already saved them.
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Because instantly alienating a huge chunk of your demographic through offensive humour is the best way to sell soda pop. (x)
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